Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - Talladega Nights - Piss Excellence

Release: 2006-08-04

Clip Description: Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) makes it easy for his audience understand why he is the best by saying, "Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. " Ricky follows up with, "I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?" He finishes with, "If you ain't first, you're last. You know, you know what I'm talking about?"

Movie Description: Lifelong friends and national idols Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. have earned their NASCAR stripes with their uncanny knack of finishing races in the first and second slots, respectively, and slinging catchphrases like "Shake and bake!" But when a rival French driver coasts onto the track to challenge their records, they'll have to floor it to retain their top-dog status.