Billy Madison
Release: 1995-02-10


Billy Madison: "If Peeing in Your Pants is Cool, Consider Me Miles Davis" Scene

After Ernie pees his pants the Old Farm Lady says, "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Billy Madison is the 27 year-old son of Bryan Madison, a very rich man who has made his living in the hotel industry. Billy stands to inherit his father's empire but only if he can make it through all 12 grades, 2 weeks per grade, to prove that he has what it takes to run the family business.

Director: Tamra Davis
Studios: Jack Giarraputo Productions
Adam Sandler
Billy Madison
Darren McGavin
Brian Madison
Bridgette Wilson
Veronica Vaughn
Bradley Whitford
Eric Gordon
Norm MacDonald
Frank
Marc Donato
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Adam Sandler
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